hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either...

this is just repeating the cycle again

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

I’m watching my brother play metroid prime and it looks pretty cool with how you can scan all the bugs and plants, however I think the experience could be improved if there was also a button for samus to extend her free hand and give objects and creatures an exploratory squeeze

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"

Between the Supreme Court fuckery and whatever’s going on at Twitter, the last 48 hours have been a very clear sign that anyone who owns more than a billion dollars needs to be catapulted to Neptune